Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

organ kicker

When a man sticks his foot up a girl's ass so far that his knee is engulfed in her anus. He then procedes to move his foot around inside of her body.

casie got such a bad organ kicker that she started bleeding internaly.

by BDK. May 25, 2011

Ice the Kicker

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock

Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.

by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011

shit kickers

Actually, they are ass-kicking boots

I'm going out to Roper's tonight in my new shitkickers and Stetson hat.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

knickerbocker

Someone who acts and looks dorky, but is incredibly sexy.

His personality is a little bit too weird for me, but I can't get over his body... he's a complete knickerbocker!

by Enilrac February 16, 2009

Kicker

A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.

Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.

by ltdz_ January 28, 2009

Kicker

refers to the player on the football team who, next to the quarterback, gets the most ladies. The rest of the team likes to give him names of women soccer players such as Mia Hamm, only because they know that without him, they wouldn't have won their only game of the season.

That kicker is such a little wuss.
HEY MIA, go practice your field goals, KICKER.
-Girl number 1: I hooked up with the quarterback last night.
-Girl number 2: Yeah he is nothing compared to the kicker, he is a sex god.

by J Squared December 28, 2005