kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

a diffrent kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with

Breakfast was a very different kettle of fish here in America.

by Choonmann Sung September 28, 2006

Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006

tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum

1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...

by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019