Vanier Piss Kettle

1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation

2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.

"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"

by rideyass October 09, 2012

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

a diffrent kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with

Breakfast was a very different kettle of fish here in America.

by Choonmann Sung January 09, 2005

Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 05, 2010

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011

Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006

Twin Tea Kettle

When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...

me and the wife were bored so we figure a little twin tea kettle action would start things up

by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009