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Keenan Nesberg

A man with balls the size of the Empire State Building of you follow me on tiktok I will give you happiness unlike your girlfriend
Keenan Nesberg is used as a noun
by Keenan_Nesberg123456789 April 25, 2022
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Keenan

The most perfect person on the face of the planet. Keenan is the first name of a person I will love for the rest of my life. He likes to go with the flow of life and makes life fun. Life without him is not worth living I’ve come to find out.
The K in KP stands for Keenan.
by DivingFrog4305 June 6, 2024
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Keenan

Will please you with this big ass cock of his
Keenan likes nic
by Bbc jew nazi osama March 3, 2021
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Keenan carelse

Keenan carelse is something that belongs to Zaakierah
“Dame can I take that sock?”
“Nah that’s a keenan carelse bro”
by cartis slatt August 27, 2023
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Keenan

That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.

That’s his life.
Person 1: Are you Keenan
Person 2: Maybe
by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023
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Keenan

sexiest cunt you’ve ever seen fuck him if you get the chance biggest cock you will ever see
that guy had a massive shlong”
such a keenan”
by ballslslskslsl November 23, 2021
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megan smith keenan

a beautiful girl who brightens a room
"i feel so happy rn"
"yea its megan smith keenan
by zayuuum10282 May 8, 2022
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