Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.

by hellenkellar November 1, 2010

joviel

He really annoying and doesn’t care about anything LIKE at all ,he gets bad grades at school and is a bad kid

Joviel is the type of person you don’t want to be

by YeetOnYourMom69 November 19, 2019

Bon Jovi

a really gay singer who has no good songs and all his songs sound exactly the same.

did you hear greenday?
ya they're just like Bon Jovi.

by nativepride April 17, 2006

Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Joisey Accent

The "Jersey" accent, which only the Italians living very close to New York actually have, yet is misconstruded to represent the whole state.

Yeah, I'm from Jersey. Sojo, actually. Don't have the Joisey accent. You want that, go up to Noith Joisey.

by Myndi December 31, 2005

Jovial

Someone who has good style, good dress sense, and generaly looks good!

"Those jeans are Jovial!"

"Shes well Jovial"

by Dave Potter December 7, 2006

Jovily

The coolest filipino girl

Oh, Jovily is that girl who everyone wants to be friends with

by Josephz October 30, 2011