by Christina Grandberry May 13, 2005
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polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.
polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.
by Anusrubber June 16, 2009
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Get the jumpout boyz mug."when males take a leak / piss shortly after having sex it usually sprays in all directions and makes ur girlfriends bathroom floor quite a mess. However at those times this shit don’t matter…. she's lying on her bed and the grin on ur face is too big to care!"
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Ben: Yea i love that girl, after a 30 min fuckfest i left the meanest JoyPoodle on her bathroom floor"... (Ben kicks over & wipes his sneakers on James)
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Ben: Yea i love that girl, after a 30 min fuckfest i left the meanest JoyPoodle on her bathroom floor"... (Ben kicks over & wipes his sneakers on James)
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by Vello_SA January 21, 2007
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Get the no jomo mug.The word jomo means a little female creature who resembles a small animal much like a tortoise. It is also inspired by China and usually said in the same sentence as the word Soy Sauce.
A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.
A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.
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(n.) a girl who used to be obsessed with you, but somehow you(either by ignoring her, telling her off, fucking her friend, etc.) got her to "jump off" your dick. Usually happens when you realize she has a disease, she's crazy, or super ugly.
(n.) a girl who used to be obsessed with you, but somehow you(either by ignoring her, telling her off, fucking her friend, etc.) got her to "jump off" your dick. Usually happens when you realize she has a disease, she's crazy, or super ugly.
Sean: Yo, I saw your girl Emily the other day.
Mark: She's not my girl, she's just a jumpoff of mine.
Mark: She's not my girl, she's just a jumpoff of mine.
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