Johnathyn

Doesn’t believe in God, likes graphic things!! Kinda athletic, things he is the sh*t but he really not!!!

Kaitlyn: Do you believe in God??

Johnathyn: No but I work out.

by Kjoknowz March 12, 2019

Johnathon

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

johnahan

the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day

Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"

by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017

Johnathen

A best friend of Bobby Finney and is very loyal to him. And he doesn't hates Bobby but he also goes to Tarkington high school.

Johnathen is very loyal to his bestfriend Bobby Finney.

by Huge booty Katrina November 25, 2019

Johnathan

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.

Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?

by Shennnn January 14, 2020