johndom

condom, i use it on ur nan!!!

i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!

by ken homadom September 26, 2007

tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

by rev00b May 31, 2006

Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..

I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.

by Wkdwill April 3, 2008

joined at the hip

Another way of saying two people are presently engaging in sexual intercourse.

Mommy, what's that noise upstairs? Oh little Timmy! Your brother and sister are going at it right now. You might say they are joined at the hip!

by Adolfo Hitlaro October 11, 2020

Johndess

I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.

A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp

son of olga and dimitri

When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm

gorenstein

"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"

Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline

by Buk Lau whoeversusng this is a August 6, 2011

johnea

A very messy miserable female

You saw that fake page? It’s giving Johnea

by Clownkkk November 23, 2021

Johnette

A big fan of the actor/singer John Barrowman (for girls)

BOY: Which rendition of Sunset Boulevard do you like better?
GIRL: John Barrowman's, of course!

BOY: Why?
GIRL: I'm a major Johnette, I've even got both of his autobiographies!

by Hearnian1 August 17, 2012