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by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022
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JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage
by Lučka March 18, 2022
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Johaned

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me
by Philjooness April 17, 2022
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Johan

Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.
Johan is riding his bike.
by Menely November 20, 2020
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Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
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Johan

Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.
My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.
by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025
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