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Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins
ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!
by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022
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Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
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Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan
by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020
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Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 22, 2025
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JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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Johan

Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.
Johan is riding his bike.
by Menely November 20, 2020
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Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.
Oh your acting like Johan.
by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023
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