This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."
1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"
(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"
(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way
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2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.
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Derived from Jivery Wong, the dude who killed 13 people in Binghamton, NY.
Derived from Jivery Wong, the dude who killed 13 people in Binghamton, NY.
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It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.
3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.
It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.
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3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
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Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
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