jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Jizzus

The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.

Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!

by jizzus of asserath March 23, 2011

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

jizzmic invador

someone who i dont like, therefore i make up a new word, this means somene who takes it in the bum maybe

adam u fuckin arse, u r a jizzmic invader

by leewee January 24, 2005