whiffy jiffy

Cocaine.

Dude, I can't believe she did all the yayo! It' s one thing to buy blow and share it and someone who can do all the whiffy jiffy in one night by themselves is demented!

whiffy jiffy by Miss Butter May 2, 2016

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

stiffy jiffy by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

sneaky jiffy

when you walk up to a girl with a bathing suit on with peanut butter on your index finger than proceed to pull back her bathing suit bottom and wipe the jiffy peanut butter between them cheeks and slide out your hand gracefully.

yo man, i bet you wont go up and give that old lady a sneaky jiffy.

sneaky jiffy by briansebok June 21, 2008

un jiffy 

A word used to denote a small amount of time. Most commonly less than 1 minute.

"Guys, I'll be back in un jiffy"

un jiffy by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

sniffy jiffy 

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.

I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!

sniffy jiffy by Serpentine July 29, 2008

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003

Banging Jiffy 

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

Banging Jiffy by Trollia December 18, 2012