He has an big ass head, he can’t pull for shit, he use an extra extra small condom, but he funny and he love ugly hoes
by Pee body October 30, 2019
Jeffery is the most irritating and offensive way of spelling the name ‘Jeffrey’.
Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!
Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!
Dmv guy:
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
by McSteiner June 09, 2023
A person everyone loves who loves celery and will never take the last cookie he is the life of the party. Never let Jeff go he is everyones role model.
by Jeff is my role model July 18, 2021
Very thin short man cheers for 50 teams his team will never qualify for the ucl has a crush on ludwig
by Joe who ? May 18, 2021
Usually a short brown hair guy that drinks a bunch of Yeager beer, fucks around with dirt bikes, and totals his Sti
by Short Guiedo September 28, 2019
Hes kinda a nice guy but dont date him because if you break up with him he'll go jeffery dahmer on yo ass.
Jeffery's new girl: Jeffery is so sweet.
His ex girl: He can be. You know how i lost this finger tho right?
His ex girl: He can be. You know how i lost this finger tho right?
by im in champain April 27, 2020
Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
by ZyzzIsMyGod June 24, 2022