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Jed InPanties

A nickname for a guy named Jed, whose life took a wild turn due to being born with a shockingly tiny penis—think smaller than micro, stuck at infant size even into his 20s. This led to crushing humiliation with girlfriends, who’d see his “bitch’s little button” and recoil. His ex, horrified by his pathetic attempts to compensate, caught him in a sissy act—complete with panties, makeup, and feminized flair—and flipped the script. She forced Jed into permanent panty-wearing, shaved legs, and full-on sissy vibes, dubbing him “Jed InPanties” as a humiliating social exposure threat. But here’s the twist: with aphrodisiacs, Jed transformed this torture into exquisite fetish erotica, embracing the sissy lifestyle—panties, makeup, hair, and all. From online exposure to whispers of big black dick fantasies, Jed InPanties is both a tragic figure and a scandalous legend, forever marked by his ex’s ruthless power move.
To this day at all times Jed continues to always have on sexy, hot bitch panties. Jed Inpanties.
Trying to make a show I bet you money it’s just another Jed InPanties with a deep dark terrifying tiny truth.
by Bbc sissy jed May 2, 2025
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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Jed

Will be the most the annoying person who will constantly interrupt and act like everyone thinks he’s cool
Jed would you please leave me alone you are starting to annoying.
by OiWhyHelloThere March 20, 2019
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jed kemp

The new kid who literally no one likes.
Mate 1: "Have u heard of the new kid, jed kemp"
Mate 2: "Yep, no one likes him"
by Will Favis October 1, 2019
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Jed Ould

some sexy guy.. who is really good at footy no man comes close to him not even boog
jed has heaps of swag and is a skuxx mofo swag uk2k
love swag cute skuxx uk2k Jed Ould
by dysonhehehe21 May 6, 2013
mugGet the Jed Ouldmug.

Jed

A person is awesome and sucks at relationships and has no friends
by Bobbydab December 13, 2019
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Jed

by Manofmystery2 February 7, 2023
mugGet the Jedmug.

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