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Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 8, 2016
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jackknifed

v. tr.

1. Referring to automobile accidents, when a car is totalled to the point of folding in on itself, much like a jacknife.
Holy shit, Zach's new car got jackknifed by a pickup truck! What a tard!
by SabDek April 19, 2003
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wacko jacko

A stupid sick name for a great musical incon. He is bigger then Madonna and ELvis and SOld loads more records.
by Dave M March 7, 2004
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jacking off

When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.
O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.
by mysteryman123 December 31, 2007
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jackknocker

An individual whos name when said outloud your first instinct is to shake your head in exasperation and sigh.
Statement: That guy is a jackknocker.
Question : What is a jackknocker?
Answer : *sigh*
by Rawraw420 October 11, 2007
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Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.
Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.
by Chrathan June 28, 2011
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Swagger-jackin

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness to try and make themselves cooler.
Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger-jackin me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.

Abbey: Agreed! Raul is soooo cool!
by RCAR October 7, 2009
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