Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013

Jacking On

when a robot masturbates by sticking it's fingers into an e lectric current causing electricity to travel across it's body turning him/her on

"wow that robot is jacking on... ewww... gross walk away"

by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003

jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

by Takisha January 1, 2006

Jakeing

Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.

It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.

by KJL '77 May 17, 2007

jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.

i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth

by loves2jack May 26, 2004

Flap jacking

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

by Chucksama November 14, 2013