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kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams
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Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
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Madison Thinkabelle Jace

The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3
Madison Thinkabelle Jace is the most unique girl to ever exist. She's also mine <3
by zay <3 March 24, 2023
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Diva Jacee

Itinerant loafabout in Illinois who enjoys blowing Texx, YAWM, Teh Brit and Thomas.
The Diva Jacee's heart quickened when he saw Texx's soiled thong.
by Nancy September 22, 2003
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Jace

A sexy ass motherfucker who has a huge dick and looks like Jesus or your dad
Omg yes Jace
by Saberrssa October 29, 2019
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Jace

Jace is a wonderful human- being. If you fall in love with her, you will be on a wild ride. She is a great friend amd will do just about anything to make you laugh. If you get mad at her she always makes it better. The jace in my life I love with all my heart. As will you.
Jace you belong with me.
by Demenscous November 21, 2021
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Jace

A beautiful strong wild girl

She's smart

Fun

Cool
And she doesn't care what people think about her

She will be nice but once u piss her off it's game over man
Guy 1 .. wow look at her

Guy2.... She's such a Jace
by Brenden lover August 21, 2019
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