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Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
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“Wow you know a Jace your so lucky! But be careful once you get to know them them there inner unleashes.”
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