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a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.
by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
by papaboy March 1, 2013
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A.J. Cook

The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012
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j'en ai rien à foutre

j'en ai rien à foutre que tu ai mangé des sushis hier soir, arrête de poster ce genre de conneries sur instagram
by toipus February 28, 2015
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A.J Fade-away

Army Jerk Fade-away. Refers to the habit of Australian Army personnel to 'fade away' when having a night out, usually in the form of leaving without saying goodbye to the people they are there with. Often used to describe the habit of Army males leaving the females they have been trying to become romantically involved with.
"Where'd you end up last night, I didn't see you after dinner?" "Yeah I did the old A.J Fade-away"

or

"Dude this party is pretty crap" "Yeah...you wana do the ol' A.J Fade-away?" "Sounds like a plan"
by slavick07 June 6, 2009
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A.J. Holmes

Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
by starship_ranger January 13, 2012
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Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."
Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!
by PseudonymSandyPants November 4, 2010
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