upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

yeast infection

a cheese like substance that is in a form of a rash.

Todd has a yeast infection.

by anonmyous October 15, 2003

deliciously infectious

When sumone tastes sooo good that u get infected by them...

"Omigosh... Sam is so deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like I need her more and more..."

"Wow... bummer..."

by Bridster April 12, 2005

walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009

Steph infection

A sickness you get from a girl named "Steph." She is sick more times than not. It might even be scientifically related to a more common "staph infection"

Me: Dude this sucks. I think I got a Steph infection. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.

by Gentleman Jake May 1, 2011

Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

byeast infection

when a vaginal yeast infection crosses the perineum barrier into the anus causing an anal yeast infection

"I pulled a southern trespass on her and she got a byeast infection."

by jimseng January 22, 2010