by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021
Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.
There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!
by Drew Dat Brees June 21, 2012
when a white person brings black people along with them to a party where the black people are not wanted
by Clayton Bigsbie August 11, 2007
That ho over there is a mud shark.
by orenthal james simpson November 05, 2002
A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.
by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off April 22, 2016
A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.
roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!
blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!
blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!
by lasiaf July 10, 2012
Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.
by ChadillacRex October 12, 2017