Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)
"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
mugGet the Mail-in-botsmug.

Flame Mail

A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.
"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."
by Profkingfish May 10, 2006
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FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.
Bob: Your email address isn't eatshit@diespammer.org?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.
by james savik December 5, 2022
mugGet the FU-Mailmug.

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!
by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017
mugGet the [Junk Mail]mug.

mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by The mad shatter November 14, 2017
mugGet the mail failmug.

meme mail

The act of always sending Memes when sending any emails.
Hey, have you noticed that whenever he needs to send an email he sends a Meme?

Ya! I call it Meme Mail - what do you think?

That's a terrible pun but I can't deny it fits the situation perfectly.
by Auxy July 13, 2017
mugGet the meme mailmug.

Title mail

An E-mail that contains its message in its title
Title mail>What are you up to
by Shredzilla February 21, 2009
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