Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
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Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?
ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?
ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?
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