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ikea köttbullar

Ikea köttbullar, in English meant Ikea meatballs, this is a really delicious food, every swedes favorite food! It’s a big part of the Swedish culture.
Dad: Son where are you going?

Son: To Ikea
Dad: Ikea Köttbullar?
Son: Yes!
Dad: Im coming with you.
by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021
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Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.
"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
by LazZzZz July 13, 2021
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ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually
by Aanya ok February 5, 2022
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ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
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James from Ikea

James from Ikea is an absolute prick
by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019
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IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
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ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.
man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me
by shreggs September 16, 2019
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