hypocrite

Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.

Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!

Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.

Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!

by flavoredclover November 27, 2007

hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Hypocrite

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocritical Libyan

When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya

When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.

When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.

by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Hypocritical Humor

When used in referencing a meme, someone will complain about a meme, but in the form of the meme.

Hypocritical Humor is a type of gag in which a character's actions or words contradict each other in a humorous manner.

by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

Hypocritical

Going against something you already said.

Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)

This is being hypocritical

by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017