Based on 'crock of shit'(also on urban dictionary) Keg of Hypocrisy ...
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
"You should learn how to drive!" -says the bad driver,
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.
Can also be shortened... ie.
"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.
Can also be shortened... ie.
"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
by Noctus100 September 19, 2006
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A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
by Cpl. G1bl3t15m December 25, 2007
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by Themassifbath July 17, 2009
Get the Hypocrite mug.Jessie Jackson is a hypocrite for calling New York City "Hymie Town" - an anti-semetic, slanderous term, while calling for Don Imus' firing for his now famous "Nappy Headed Ho's" comment. In addition, he is an idiot. Hence, a Hypocridiot. Don't get me started on Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.
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someone who critizes another but they do/are the same as the person their critising.
someone who critizes another but they do/are the same as the person their critising.
The church minister displayed open-hatred views toward gays, but behind doors he was gay, what a hypocritic.
by appkey January 5, 2007
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Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
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