Safety husband

A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age

Onumah is my safety husband

by CONAG-O November 2, 2021

tords_husban4ever

tords_husban4ever is a tiktoker,a very awesome tiktoker,he also is a fanboy for Tord and Paul and mostly everyone. Surprisingly a lot of people know him

Random person: hey had you ever heard of tords_husban4ever?
Other random person:oh yeah!! he's awesome!

by Somethingrandomqwq December 25, 2021

My husband

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.

"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "

by dont touch my husband. November 25, 2022

3D Waifu/Husbando

A 3D Waifu / Husbando is a non-ficitional charakter (a real person), who you love but it is one sided like Waifu / Husbando

This ACTRESS / ACTOR is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....
This MODEL is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....

by KareX June 26, 2020

Husband Hole

Colloquial term for the 2015 female who is not trying to have her a$$hole plummeted by a boy she is casually dating

Another term for Anal Sex

"He asked to stick it in my Husband Hole after one date"

by Juicystar07 August 26, 2015

bi-husband energy

A woman’s male spouse who is fiercely supportive of lgbtq rights to the point where they emit strong bisexual vibes. The term is in response to the highly fetishized “bi-wife energy” because men can be bisexual as well and are criminally underrepresented in all forms of media.

Terri’s husband is SO sexy because he is SO supportive of the lgbtq community and gives off powerful bi-husband energy.

by PearlSpaceJam May 29, 2021

your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

by cortizzle January 11, 2009