hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.

"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."

by Rainifer December 18, 2008

hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

by Danno558 September 21, 2011

hung low

Hung low means to have a large penis! like one that hangs really low duh

Wow!! Cory Martin is REALLY hung low!!

by justaguy January 19, 2005

Hung Daddy

A male superior to others with an overwhelming huge penis.

Hung Daddy sure has a big penis...

by DaddyHungWell March 12, 2009

Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

by big man matt February 5, 2007

hung with a new rope

Used to poke fun at a complainer or to ironically acknowledge a complaint.

"Hell, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope!"

by Marc Linn September 7, 2005

hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

by Incognitus February 25, 2009