hoedemic

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.

"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"

by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017

Hove tripod

The sexual position of three or more males (or women with strap ons) engaging in falatio simultaneously - originating from the area of Hove near Brighton city

The best head Ive ever had was during a Hove tripod

by Brightonbaby August 1, 2019

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

homedepotnails

a homestuckie

homedepotnails is a homestuckie!!

by hmmmmhuhhhh June 4, 2022

Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.

Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008

box hover

When you squat on the box at the back of the toilet and try and shit

I just did a box hover and missed

by Sam67 January 5, 2018

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020