Hosea Matthews 

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

Hosea Matthews by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

Horsed lit 

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad

Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.

Horsed lit by MoistContribution February 1, 2022

Humping Hose 

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

Humping Hose by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.

"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."

Muddy Garden Hose by Imperitus May 21, 2021

Ukrainian Fire-Hose 

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

Ukrainian Fire-Hose by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

hose monster 

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

hose monster by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

Psycho Hose Beast 

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.

Stacy from Wayne's World

Psycho Hose Beast by M J R May 4, 2005