Houseshit

Houseshit is the shit you find in everyday life, but leave to rot all over your house.

Steve: Dude, John has a lot of houseshit.

James: Yeah, he must not take care of his shit.

Houseshit by WafflesSoto November 8, 2010

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot 

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

Harvard Horseshit by waytogo September 22, 2009

happy horseshit

Phrase usually preceded with "a bunch of" referring to any number of persons, incidents, conversations, speeches, etc...in an unfavorable way. A fun way to say "bullshit" or "full of shit" while also lending a nice visual.

Colts win Superbowl 41?!?! Well, isn't that just a bunch of Happy Horseshit!!!

happy horseshit by Bitwit December 9, 2008

Horseshit artist

See Bullshit Artist.

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.

Horseshit artist by Badwig November 23, 2022

Horseshitfucky

When someone is scamming you telling you that you can get free crap, it's horseshitfucky.
Also Chase Elliott's favorite word.

The NAPA Chevy was good it practice, like Ryan Blaney saying horseshitfucky.

Horseshitfucky by chaseelliotsnutsinrjsmouth July 1, 2023

horseshitfucky

A word for a online scam, also one of NASCAR backmarker and field filler Chase Elliott's favorite words to describe Ryan Blaney.

My aunt fell for some Chase Elliott horseshitfucky yesterday. She thought she won a scooter.

horseshitfucky by chaseelliotsnutsinrjsmouth July 1, 2023