"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl August 1, 2008
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noun:
1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.
adjective
5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.
verb (used with object)
6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.
verb (used without object)
7. to use hookerflage.
noun:
1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.
adjective
5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.
verb (used with object)
6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.
verb (used without object)
7. to use hookerflage.
by Swatmedic04 March 27, 2009
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A female that is the realist,always says what's on her mind, believes in using her goods to get a head in life. Doesn't care what the haters say,she gonna get hers. Believes it ain't trickin if u got it.realist niggah on the streets.most hated chick
"Bra hooker Huss be pullin them dudes" u seen my dawg hooker Huss? Smh smd. Tell me how hooker Huss had that niggah head gone.
by Shawty jay June 18, 2010
Get the Hooker Huss mug.1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.
2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"
Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
by Shankmode August 15, 2010
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Ok Scott, that chick just said to the bartender "You look familiar, did I fuck you last week?" Waaaay too much hookerocity there.....we have to GO.
by Billy Barrool September 21, 2010
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Guuuuurl pleasee, check out them hooker marks i got from last nite making that dough on the pole! ;D
by Bradly Summers December 9, 2010
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Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"
Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"
Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"
Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"
Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"
by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011
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