Hogwarts

When you're not involved in an inside joke and proceed to yell Hogwarts at every given opportunity until someone laughs.

Hogwarts, am I right!?

by PoeticV April 23, 2016

hogwashington

the malarchy that happens in washington

everything was good until bush became president. Then eveything got hogwashington

by abbitbay October 28, 2008

Hogtied

Hogtied is an adjective for the absolute hottest piece of ass that you've ever dated in your entire life.

Jim: "Oh man! You actually dated HER??"

Bob: "Hells ya! She got me completely hogtied. She is by far the HOttest Girl That I've Ever Dated...or who's played with my balls."

"Ya, that girl had me completely Hogtied...She had my balls in a vice for 2 years."

by Davidsel77 March 26, 2009

Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.

Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!

by Noobrication April 4, 2009

Hogwarts

Poudlard, école de Poudlard savent également que Sorcellerie est d'une école fictive dans les sorcières de la série Harry Potter et les sorciers qui ne peut voir. Aucun homme qui ne disposent pas de pouvoirs magiques, également connu sous le nom «moldus» ne peuvent pas voir l'école.

"I cannot wait to go to Hogwarts!"

by Elieene September 10, 2016

hogwarts

The genital disease resulting from a drunken night of regrettable intercourse with a fat chick found at the local watering hole.

Mike: Dude what happened to you last night, you were crazy drunk.

Dave: Last night I blacked out and woke up next to Tanya. You can just call me harry potter because I am pretty sure I have hogwarts.

by shruggerx November 18, 2009

Hogwarts

Giant Grow Op in England......well damnit those kids think they got magical powers they gotta be on summin

damn man were outta Kron lets take our flying Mazda and go to Hogwarts go score us a dime bag yo

by YO MAMMA April 28, 2003