Hoéjà vu

Hoéjà vu is the feeling that one has experienced a certain hook-up, date or booty call before. Hoéjà vu is a feeling of familiarity, it can apply to people or places.

"I think I have had this dick before."
"That's Hoéjà vu."

"This apartment building looks familiar. I'm having Hoéjà vu. Oh that's right, the guy in apartment D got up in my guts!"

by Thomas The Troll Engine August 18, 2018

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Hoebow

A degenetive arse hole who has yet to evolve. Thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread, yet still have ned followers. The howbow is gender neutral in the respect that males and female can be one. These people often need a good kick in the balls/fanny. They love to show off and would steal the sugar out your tea. Usually howbows are a digit short of a phone number! thick not quite right You will likely have seen a lot of hoebows on the Jeremy Kyle show. Dress code is usually shell suit, matching tracksuit bottoms & tops, females usually have some kind of skanky blue/purple in the hair. You can often smell and hear a howbow before you see them and for your own safety you should avoid them at all costs.

I see that so and so was hanging about the bus stop with the wee lassies shouting at people on the bus, Aye he’s a right hoebow that prick!

by Fairly normal August 30, 2018

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Hoepocrisy

When your girl gets mad at you for liking other girls' pictures but posts dozens of tits and ass pics for other dudes to like.

-Friend: My girl posts tits and ass for other dudes to like but gets mad as soon as i like other girls' pics.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

by Bago_Fit_Arm December 8, 2018

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