hobo-bath

The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!

by Jgnew April 24, 2008

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hallway hobo

Those who are abandoned in the hallway because their teacher is late or not there at all.

Person 1: where's the teacher?

Person 2: She's not coming, I guess we'll just have to sit outside and be hallway hobos.

by cheeseandcroutons January 14, 2016

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farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.

I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.

by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009

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hobo-ette

a hobo in a skirt............Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

In your entry, link to other words using square brackets. For example, booty will become booty.....hobo-ette

by se_101 October 2, 2005

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Hobo-stick

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.

"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.

by Cficks January 4, 2009

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