The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
Get the ho hidemug. A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cockmug. the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
Get the hide the thingmug. by The school freak May 11, 2018
Get the Hidee homug. To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
Get the hide the uglymug. This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
Get the Cow hidesmug. Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
by LABADMAN January 10, 2014
Get the hide the salammug.