Hentai Henry

Henry Hentai is a big weeb. He watches hentai all day and night long. He always denies it even when you see it in his history. Henry hentai makes up many lies like "my brother watched it" when we see his history.

Hentai Henry is cool.

by Fat_Moma March 4, 2019

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hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.

(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!

by Qoheleth December 24, 2008

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hentai

if youve ever seen hentai then you will be put into one of 3 groups
1)lovers
2)loathers
3)laughers

1)lovers are the ones who basically love hentai, i dont think their is anything wrong with it, as long as they dont take it waaaaay too seriously

2)loathers, lovers worst nightmare, go round saying nerds jack off over this and that real women are better, this may be obviously true but i dont criticise peoples beliefs

3)ah, my group. laughers are the guys who see it and just start laughing at it, not hating it, but not loving it either, these are the guys who play games like franks adventure and those damn simgirl games just forthe hell of completing it before their friend (who happens to be a lover)

overall there is nothing wrong with it, as long as they keep it clean, when they show little children and women getting done by slimy tenticles, thats VERY wrong! love it or loathe it though, its here to stay.

1)oh man she is total hottnes and i love that green hair, im going the bathroom for the next 15-30 minutes

2)oh man, your are so sick jacking off to your cartoons. get a life you geek. get some real porn!

3)lover:hey, check this picture out
loather:oh you sad bastard!
laugher:OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! i never knew women could do that man, dude! sick!

by the critical dude January 5, 2004

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Hentailicious

Any sort of food or consumable product that reminds someone of any oddly bizarre sexual practice from Japan. May, or may not include tentacles.

"These tentacle sugar cookies are totally hentailicious!"

by endlessmonkeys June 16, 2012

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Hentai

Your Plan B when you don't feel like seeing real women(or men) doing the deed.
Note that hentai has literally everything you have fantasized about before, you name it, tentacle porn( exactly what it sound like), ganbang( Do i really need to explain this to you?), harem(a group that usually surrounds themselves around the protagonist ), prostitution (where a person does sexual acts for a certain price), pregnancy (if you don't know what this is... GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHERS RIGHT NOW!!!), futanari (Female that has a penis) etc...(Keep in mind i coul give you at least another 100 genres, but i'm too lazy to write them.)
WARNING: IF YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS BE SMART ENOUGH TO USE INCOGNITO!!!

Me: So how come you didn't reply to my text yesterday?
Friend: Uhhhh...
Friend: I was researching... human anatomy
Me: Reeeeeeally?
Friend: (Sweating)Okay, you got me, it was Hentai, but you have to understand, IT WAS TOO GOOD!!!

by READIT!!! May 8, 2018

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