herding cats

Trying to get a group of silly girls/boys in one place to take a silly picture of them.

"I have gotten three other people to agree to do it, but actually getting them in front of the camera is like herding cats."

by a silly girl July 9, 2006

herbing out

to back out, or punk out of a challenge, or anything for that matter.

Yo man, why you be herbing out whenever we wanna go shoot some ball?

Yo, Alex be herbing out every time i call that fool to chill.

by alacom November 2, 2007

red herring

a slang phrase used to describe a girls pussy when she is having her period and it also stinks like a dead fish.

I was gonna fuck my girl last night, but she's got a nasty case of red herring.

by suppio January 19, 2008

Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.

Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".

by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

herping

The act of transferring the herpes simplex virus to either, reptiles or amphibians performed by a person suffering an outbreak of the herpes simplex virus.

Did you see Sean herping the other day? Did I ever, he gave Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael mouth sores.

by HandyMcJoby September 3, 2012

hershing

When a stupid and self-centered dickhead is trying to prove one and everyone around them wrong about something that is evidently right or trying to convince one about something that is completely obsurd.

Dickface 1: Hey, did you know that tupac is actually still alive and he only faked his death because people found out that he killed John Lennon and faked the moon landing?
Dickface 2: NO WAY MYEEAN did you know that umm jesus was the one that actually killed John F Kennedy?
Dickface 1: Nah myeean we all know that the world is like 3000 years old..
Dickface 2: Wait.. so barrack obama is actually in the kkk?
Dude: Stop hershing you fucking idiots.

Jeff: Man, Kanye was hershing so much on that talk show last night.

Little gangster: step hershing u lil faget or ill break ur neck with my moms dildo collection.

by TheCuriousSloth April 26, 2014