Headphone Headband

When you put your headphone cord across your forehead and over each ear, creating a headband.

When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.

by Echostar November 14, 2011

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong April 26, 2014

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

Headphonezy

A dank mofo who sounds like a girl but is actually a guy and confuses my genitals.

Damn. That dude is one headphonezy of a person ya fell?

by Daddy_Baka September 14, 2016

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

Headphones

Those things you always forget in school

"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."

by Headphones earphones ear thing February 15, 2017