hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

GLASS HARMONICA

what kind of sad weirdo looks this up for fun. by the way itis a musical instrument.

by gandal June 9, 2003

harmenfuck

Adj. used to describe a person that:
1. Talks to much
2. Is wrong about everything
3. is annoying as fuck
4. Has no game
5. who bottomline is an idiot
and in extreme cases overuses the phrase "aww hella shady"

chris: "tommy fool, I'm about to be a sick ass pitcher this year and all the ladies are gonna want me fool"
Tommy:"No your not, and they're not..your such a harmenfuck."
Chris:" awww hella shady"

by TBal January 13, 2009

skin harmonica

cunnilingus,sister instrament to skin flute

He asked me if I play any instruments...I said yes I play the skin flute, but only if i'm accompanied by the skin harmonica!

by wellygrrl December 9, 2008

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

Harmonic Visions

Whilst withdrawing from large amounts of alcohol, the eyes can sometimes see white threads floating about which flow in a seemingly "musical pattern".

After drinking large quanity's of alcohol and returning to sobriety, the eyes can play tricks on you.. causing white lines which move rythmically. These are called "Harmonic Visions".

by Joan Of Arkiagerrr June 8, 2009

harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004