no haps

Not going to be happening

Is that party still goin down on Saturday?
No haps, everybody's busy.

by madness116 October 11, 2006

Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......

Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.

by Corey M December 28, 2007

hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

by Yams September 9, 2006

Halstrom

A building where teenagers are allowed to Engage in dangerous sexual activities and fetishes

Wanna go to Halstrom later and have a freakfest?

by The fuckmaster September 14, 2011

back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra

"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"

by Ma Woo December 30, 2007

cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

by AngryDan July 9, 2003