Hammond

As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.

Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.

by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010

hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.

Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson

by miss colleen August 8, 2008

Pauline Hanson

Racist bitch, once again running for office in Queensland.
I call her 'the Catwoman', because of her cat-like eyes and her tendency to throw hissy-fits at the media.

If politicians were smart, they would ban Pauline Hanson from politics forever.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 2, 2009

Hambone Henry

A Homosexual of Buff Stature

"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005

Arin Hanson

A heckin cool YouTuber and animator who goes by egoraptor

Person 1: "Who's Arin Hanson"

Person 2: "Slim thicc boi"

Person 1: "Lol he sounds stupid"

Person 2: "Go commit neck rope"

by borklyn.png September 15, 2018

Zac Hanson

Much maligned but talented drummer from one of the most original Indie bands of the last 15 years, who despite his best efforts still looks about 12 years old (unlike the most attractive man on the planet Taylor Hanson)

That Liam Gallagher thinks a big Gob makes him musically talented but he could learn a thing about talented brothers from Zac Hanson.

by twiglet July 21, 2008

HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003