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Hamish

Hamish is a loving guy with a huge horse- like statue in his back garden. He is also hung like a horse.
OMG have you seen hamish?

Yes his cock is massive!
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
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hamish

hamish, a caring kind and cute boy. his smile never fails to light up a room whenever he enters. his selfishness never goes to waste and his brave and funny personality is beloved by all. his brown curly hair and light blue eyes, well you could get lost in them. his humourus personality always brings a smile to everyone around himselfs faces. his brave attitude is something everyone should aspire to be like.
hamish is a amazing soul
by emma163839 November 23, 2021
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Hamish Cogger

Hamish is a very well rounded sports player who can play a large variety of sports, his favourites being: Cricket, Field hockey, soccer and indoor cricket :). He has a large group of friends but also a few very close friends. He is a lovely guy. But he hates national fuck Hamish day, April 28th as referred to on another urban dictionary definition
by Hammmm February 19, 2025
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Hamish

A kind, beautiful, young boy who has big dreams. He is a great gymnast that could most definitely go to the Olympics. Although he can be shy at times he shines his best with his friends, family and especially the ladies. He will usually like a girl that starts with the letter D or L. He is usually a cancer and loves to eat pretzels.
Girl 1: Omg have you seen Hamish's new hair

Girl 2: Ahhh i'm even more in love
by Katy1984 November 10, 2020
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Hamish

A stubborn distorted child but bullies other children with kindness in gayness
He’s like Hamish
by SomeonBetterThanU November 6, 2018
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