Heffernan

A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely

Oh would you look at what Heffernan is doing now.

by John D. Ledwigh June 5, 2011

Heffer

a dumb nasty fat bitch

i hate that heffer

by erqui13 June 20, 2008

heffer

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

queef huffer

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

by Maragumball April 7, 2009

halfercan

A half black half white person.

Person 1- "Is that kid black or white?
Person 2- "He is both, he is a halfercan"

by viking44 May 10, 2009