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Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.
Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.
by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005
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gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.
Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
by dfisher February 6, 2006
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Guckenspechiel

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.
-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.
by roseaposie March 25, 2010
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guck

A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)
He had to make a guck before his shower.
by gayjo October 12, 2006
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Gluck

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.
1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."
by Fogel McLovin January 4, 2008
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Gluck

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check
(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"
by boobootime February 26, 2010
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When you pour a drink from a bottle (typically an alcohol bottle), and you pour so much of the alcohol that it makes the sound "gluck gluck gluck."
Stanley was making himself a vodka tonic drink, and he said, "this is going to be really strong. I didn't stop until I heard at least five gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck's."
by hayliejeaux03 January 14, 2017
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