i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Coast Guard

The USCG is the smallest of the United States' five military branches, but also unique in that it has some law enforcement jurisdiction and is operated by the DOH during peacetime. They perform search & rescue operations, protect ports and harbors, and stop drug smugglers, among other things. Although described by some as Navy washouts, the USCG performs very dangerous duties even during times of peace.

The drug boat was immobilized after a Coast Guard sniper hit the engine with a .50 caliber round.

by kmfr August 29, 2010

blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.

the soulforged is god.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

Guardian of Freedom

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

Color guard

When you say, "It's not a drop, it's a floor catch!"

Girl 1: Hey, I think I wanna do color guard next year.
Girl 2: Fo shizzle mah nigga.

by soulfaithful January 10, 2009

Gimarg

The segregated term for any gay,white,jewish,middle-eastern,asian,christian,european,blonde,australian,or spanish person. Mainly used by ghetto people.

"Get the fuck away from me,gimarg"

by Pogo May 10, 2003

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008