gluten

A protein that is found in cereal grains such as wheat, rye, barley, spelt, and kamut, but NOT in rice, quinoa, corn, buckwheat, or millet. It is a more common allergen than most people are aware of. The condition in which the body creates an immune response to products containing gluten is called Celiac disease.

My little bro is shitting blood because of that bowl of pasta you made him. I told you he's gluten sensitive, you douchebag!

by WILLERxKILLER July 8, 2006

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

gluterus

A porte-manteau of "uterus" and "gluteus maximus"

1. a homosexual male's butthole
2. a butthole used for buttsex, male or female

"Yayahh mayne, dat waz a tight gluterus."

by Lewis Carroll February 17, 2013

GrateHead

A blowjob from a man or woman wearing braces.

"Dude Katie gave me gratehead. It hurt like hell."

by Detective_ October 8, 2014

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

glutenhardo

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

by Urmomispoo69 March 2, 2019

Grateful Bread

Could be the sickest band name ever imagined

Did u see the Grateful Bread ripping last night? Like, skull f*ck me u hippies, that was stupid groooovy

by AIDS_Bread May 2, 2022