Grinsted

A man by this surname is usually defined as classicly handsome or known for a rather medieval looking face. Hair days are often either ridiculously good or bad and is well known for a strong chest. The name Grinsted originates from the term 'Smiling horse' so dont be shocked if your Grinsted is a bit long faced. Usually very intelligent creatures with both technical objects and in common sense. They tend to collect Quiche and Beer on regular occasions and cannot dance. Their rooms are empty and clean, Grinsted's have a good gene for designing and creating. Often found enjoying sport and support Tottenham Hotspur FC (A North London soccer Team) and like nothing more than a good cycle ride to keep their spirits high!

Gran: You're a classicly handsome young man ;)

Grinsted: Thank you

Gran: You have very medieval features ;)

Grinsted: Cheers... could someone hand me some quiche?

by Pablo II December 6, 2011

gransexual

An elderly person who is attractive.

Stephen Gunderson is a gransexual

by pudge258 May 7, 2010

Gonsalvez

To be abnormally homosexual but fantastic at hiding it. If you hear the saying "I'm horny"
in the shower lock the door and cover your rectum

i almost got Gonsalvezed in the showa

by Squirt Cronn April 4, 2009

goonshine

Goonshine - noun -Any substandard alcoholic beverage, typically beer, that is purchased at a highly discounted price. Normally consumed in large quantities.

Goonshine - Adj. - A state of inebriation attained through consumption of economy brand alcohol. Typically large quantities of cheap beer resulting in magnificently slow wit.

Any goonshine will do, as long as its cheap and gets me drunk as f**k.

by ptburner February 16, 2010

Granspa

Used to define a Grandpa who is a massive faggot, but purchases stuff that the Grandchildern would generally like.

Sometimes buys stuff that would appeal to their fetishes.

"Did you meet Kv?"
"Yeah, he's a massive Granspa! He bought me panties!"
"Wow"

by downshift111 April 20, 2017

Shitts and Grins

To do something for the sake of Just doing it, and having no real purpose or goal other than just a good time.

"You wana Suck eachothers cocks for shitts and grins?"

by Bofish December 22, 2008

goon of goons

A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.

Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.

Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.

Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?

Brent: The goon of goons.

by Goondued November 5, 2011