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Grengly Mengly

The most potent honking chongy this side of the Shengly Wompis. If you ever hear the words "grengly mengly"you know you've found some of the boomin' homplihingly, chingly, Englis Woofis. Mix it with some Chenglis Mingler and you'll feel like Hoosimingus has come early. Lads, if you've never tried the grengly mengly then you're a bunch of spengly chenglers and I will absolutely not be sorting you with any pongly mamplis. Offers start at 5 hongis.
"Yo lads, you bunch of wimply ching mingers. I've got a Diane Keaton of Grengly Mengly that'll blow your smeglis chenger into a chenglis smegler. 5 hongis, no fap."
by Quimlis Wambler May 2, 2018
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Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.
by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021
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anti-research grenade

noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/

An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.

An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.

The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.

A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.

An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
by T-mix September 20, 2011
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Grenier

A last name meaning :A Ninja. Super Intelligent. Strong willed. Highly trained in martial arts and stealth. A funny person, gorgeous.
Grenier: Oh, I see you played Knifey spooney before...

Brown: How would you know that?
Grenier: I am highly trained in the art of stealth.
by strongwilled May 3, 2009
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hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.
AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.
by Mark March 21, 2005
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Pubic Grenade

Similar to a Frag Grenade. However, upon the explosion, some random person pubes fly all over. Usually made out of tennis balls, compressed gass, and pubic hair.
Dude, let me throw that Pubic Grenade.
I got hit by a pubic Grenade.
by KansukeKojima November 24, 2006
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Jager Grenade

A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.
You: Can we get two Jager Grenades?
Bar: Sure, Sambuca or Tequila?
You: Sambuca
by Kyle93 October 25, 2012
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