Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm

My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.

by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018

grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

Neckbone Grease

The grease on your neckbone.

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."

by Krackeno July 9, 2018

greasy

Something society word find immoral or something not clean.

That dirty greasy samsquanch bastard just ate my greasy turd. OMG thats GREASY!!!

by sexy Julian March 21, 2016

Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006