Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.
After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.
by Gizzmo69 September 02, 2011
An overpowered weapon seem mostly in call of duty black ops 3 that has the ruin class scream loudly while slamming to spikes into the ground that obliterate targets
GuyA:Oh shite he has gravity spikes.
GuyB:don't worry we will shoot him!
Loud scream and explosion
Kill streak!!
GuyB:don't worry we will shoot him!
Loud scream and explosion
Kill streak!!
by The definitive answer July 08, 2017
-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.
-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.
-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.
-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
{At a bar}
Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.
{Watching TV}
Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.
{Watching TV}
Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
by HENDAJ June 08, 2012
a hybrid of an exclamation point and a question mark.
it looks like like a question mark but the bottom part is squiggly instead of a line.
it looks like like a question mark but the bottom part is squiggly instead of a line.
One:
Samer- hey preston, i got my wrestling pin with Luis
Preston- WITH OUT ME?!?!?!
Luis- uuhhmm yeah. nice use of a gravity mark btw
Two:
Preston- this is me skiing
(shows his fingers fly off the desk)
Preston- someone get the hubble
Samer- i bet i can go further cuz i have zero gravity
Preston- i dont know the definition of gravity, is it grammar?
Samer- yes it is, it is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark :)
Samer- hey preston, i got my wrestling pin with Luis
Preston- WITH OUT ME?!?!?!
Luis- uuhhmm yeah. nice use of a gravity mark btw
Two:
Preston- this is me skiing
(shows his fingers fly off the desk)
Preston- someone get the hubble
Samer- i bet i can go further cuz i have zero gravity
Preston- i dont know the definition of gravity, is it grammar?
Samer- yes it is, it is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark :)
by WhyDoesTheMovieKeepFreezing? April 15, 2011
The act of lifting or adjusting ones leg in an attempt to unnoticeably allow ones sweaty balls to peel from their leg.
by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014
A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.
One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.
One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.
by Experienced Smoker April 11, 2007
The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.
We saw each other on the sidewalk and said 'hello' to each other. But she was just a friend of a friend I'd only met once or twice before, and there wasn't enough chat gravity to merit stopping and chatting.
by ClevelandRox March 07, 2006